Another H-Wood Marriage Bites the Dust

Brendan Fraser is getting a divorce from his wife of 9 years, Afton.

The couple have three kids together. They remain good friends bla bla bla, they still have the utmost respect for eachother bla bla bla.

Why do they have to say that all the time? Is this actually true? Not in my life. Once I'm done with someone, I'm DONE. I don't want to be their damn friend. I never look back. However, Brenden Fraser was never my ex, so I would probably settle for being bang buddies.