I don't understand

Ok! Magazine has the details of what went down between her and her new pap boyfriend/s.


"..the Toxic singer decided to phone up a recording studio to book space. When she was given the bad news that there weren't any rooms available, witnesses tell OK! she let loose on the poor receptionist, hollering through the phone, "I need a f**ing studio now. Don't tell me you don't know who I am. F*** you. I need it now, not tomorrow!"

"Around 11pm, Brit finally rejoins her assistant in her car, but the pair soon come to a sudden stop, causing a major traffic jam as Britney hops out of the car to try to take a
photo of a wall mural on the side of a building. When the dozens of photographers following her get in her way, the singer loses her cool, screaming, "You guys get a million pictures of me. Just let me get one for myself. No I can take it. I don't want you to take it. Move out of the way you f***ng a***holes. You stupid f***s. I can't see. Move! I can't take a picture with you standing there, you m***f***rs. You're f***ing stupid. Shut up."

"Believe it or not, things only get stranger. Apparently changing her mind about wanting to go the now-closed Target, Britney asks her new photog pal to place a call to another photographer named Adnan to summon him to Malibu. This is the same photographer who assisted Britney at an L.A. Quizno's earlier this year, and who she confessed on-camera was "cute."


"After receiving the call Adnan races down to Malibu from his sister's home in Santa Barbara. When he arrives, Brit hops into his car and tells her assistant to follow. Through the window of Adnan's car, witnesses can see Britney playing with Adnan's hat, while they drive for over and hour back down to L.A."

"It appears that the love-fest isn't over, as Adnan drove from the hotel to Britney's house, where he remained into early Sunday afternoon, around the same time Britney is supposed to be visited by her two young boys."

I love it how Britney can summon people to service her from accross town. Malibu to Los Angeles is one pain in the ass of a drive!!! LOL! I wish I can do that! "Look, I dont' care if you're in Bumfuck County! Come hither and get my coffee!" Ah, life would be sweet.


Source: OK Magazine, Pic: Dlisted