It's About Time!

I can't believe I've written over fifty posts and not one of them is about Paris Hilton. It's basically world knowledge that this idiot has shamed her grandpa, Barron Hilton, who feels Paris tarnished the family name with her antics over the years. Therefore, he is planning to donate 97% of his fortune to charity. Paris was supposed to get an estimated 28 million.

Justice at last! I don't have a problem with Paris, but I have a problem with trust fund babies. Most of the ones I have known or encountered make you feel like you should bow to them and kiss their feet for accomplishing absolutely nothing! That's why I hate going to Hollywood, because they are full of spoiled cunts.
Actually, it's just the North and South that I hate. West Hollywood is cool, because it's full of happy gays. Seriously, it really feels like I've stepped into Rainbow Land, where Sprite and the Color Kids await me for a fun night of dancing.

With that being said, I hope parents around the world follow Barron's example and make their kids work harder to earn their possessions. Most rich kids are assholes anyway, so why the fuck do they deserve a free lunch? Make those little fuckers work for their change, god damn it!