Run Gargamel, Run!

Blake Civil's roomies are threatening to kidnap Amy Winehouse for an estimated £100,000, reports News of the World.

For those of you who have a life and don't give a shit, but for some reason ended up here, Blake is in prison for allegedly perverting the course of justice. Blake, along with another fine gentlemen, are accused of assaulting James King, who is the landlord of Macbeths public house in East London. He supposedly tried to offer Kind a large sum of money to drop the case and leave England.

Supposedly, Blake has been lured back on drugs to soften him up for the kidnapping plot. He was than targeted for drug testing to which he obviously failed. For punishment, they have put him in a ward full of child touchers and perverts.

London prisoners are bitches! The prisoners in American will kill you for existing, or force feed you a healthy dose of man chowder in your sleep, if you're lucky. At least the London prisoners give you free dope and don't want to beat you with the meat stick.