Santa in a G-String Arrested

I can't get enough of drunk Santa stories. This crazy bastard showed up at the Grauman's Chinese Theater yesterday.

"The driver -- 6-foot-4 and 280 pounds -- was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, in this case a misdemeanor, police said. In addition to a red Santa hat, he wore a blond wig, red lace camisole, purple G-string, black leg warmers and black shoes."

Stupid.