That's My Girl!!!

The above photo basically tells you what Lindsay Lohan has been doing all weekend. That's right folks, my favorite stretched out whore manages to impress me once again. The Daily Mail reports that Lindsay hooked with three men this past weekend.



From left to right are: Alessandro Di Nunzio, actor Eduardo Costa, and actor Dario Faiella.

Lindsey is my hero! I seriously love this girl. I remember doing the same thing back when I could look down and see my feet. Ah, memories.

I would totally bang Eduardo Costa, because I like old people. I don't know about the other two, because I don't like boys that are prettier than me. I would pay them alot of money to do eachother though, because I like watching cute boys have sex with eachother. Yes, I fancy the gay porn when I can't find decent videos of big breasted lesbians and men with big peens. Eat it.

Source: The Daily Mail