Unbelievable

Today, I learned something new. Natalie Portman uses the restroom! I can't even imagine it. I thought she had people do that shit for her. I don't want to believe she cleans her own ass after she poops. NO!!!! I won't believe it I tell you.

She always looks so clean and beautiful, even when she's dressed in rags. I honestly think there should be a soap named after her. Actually, I think after she showers, somebody should collect the dead skin and use that to clean themselves.

Here's the video if you care. I think it's funny when the reporter wishes her a Merry Christmas. Isn't that bitch Jewish?