Who is this and can I get his number...

Rapper Pit Bull (aka Armando Perez) was arrested today for drunk driving, reports TMZ."He couldn't do the finger-to-nose touch, he was swaying, and basically mangled the "walk and turn" portion of the test, losing his balance, stepping off line and starting without being told to do so. And more than once, he told the arresting officer, "This is a big waist [sic] of time your time papo."

Nothing creams my panties more than hot criminals. I've had great sex with former inmates. I'm not really sure why, but I think it's because they got tired of being someone's twinkie in the klink and they have to work extra hard at redeeming themselves and whatever is left from their manhood. On a serious note, drunk drivers are stupid, and celebrity drunk drivers should be shot in the foot to impair their driving. The time it takes to heal will take longer than the punishment they have to serve in jail.