"Lick my clit."
According to TMZ, Britney Spears may have Multiple Personality Disorder. Hot damn, how many disorders does this girl have already? Isn't she already bi-polar and clinically depressed?
"We're told the whole British accent thing -- well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality."
"Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on."
What about Crazy Laughing Girl, Off Roading Assassin, and Umbrella Warrior? Now I know why she stops at gas stations to use the bathroom. She changes into her different alter egos! The gas station is the source of her evil power.
"Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on."
What about Crazy Laughing Girl, Off Roading Assassin, and Umbrella Warrior? Now I know why she stops at gas stations to use the bathroom. She changes into her different alter egos! The gas station is the source of her evil power.
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