Here We Go Again

Well here are Brit and Adnan on a romantic date at Ralphs or is it Rite Aid...? Anyway, they tried their best to give the world an aneurysm by buying some pregnancy test. Alas that was not the case, as they just wanted to punk the press. We can all breath now.

The only way I would agree to impregnate Britney is after I got circumcised. She will shag my brains out trying to get pregnant, and I get to have worry-free sex. See, that's how I roll.

I only wish I saw her going to the Ralph's Market in my neighborhood. I have dreams of beating her ass and dragging her to the hospital by that ratty hair of hers. Thank the stars that she never comes to my side of the world.