Hotness at the SAGS

I should have never referred to Brad Pitt as Papa Smurf, because now that he's growing out his beard I keep imagining him with the little red hat. I just don't look at him the same way anymore. If Angie dyes her hair blond I'm totally ruined.

Ooooomph! In the words of Paris Hilton, "That's Hot!". Yes, I know you want to shoot me in the face for saying that, but it's damn near bedtime and I'm not thinking clearly right now. All I can say is I'm a bit surprised that these two are showing some PDA. Angie must like the scruffy looking Brad alot better, because prior to this look I hardly ever saw her put a finger on him. I'm telling you, men should look like men. I don't like that Zac Efron beauty. Boys should not be prettier than me. I'm sorry but that's just how it is.

You know how you tend to get sick of looking good all the time? Don't you ever wanna say, "Oh fuck it!" Well today was that day for Cate Blanchett. She obviously just did her hair and make-up, and voila! Who needs designer duds when you can use your shower robe as a dress? Elementary my dear Watson!

This picture is funny to me, because not only is Ellen Page as white as mayonaise, but this particular pose reminds me of a little girl that just pooped herself and is trying not to cry. She should find Lindsay Lohan so she kick her down some self-tanner.

Since when does foil qualify as a dress? Those actors, they think they're so creative. Here is Ellen Pompeo, squinting her eyes in the shade. Well she always has that look!

I see Viggo Mortensen has decided to bring Venice Beach to the SAGS. You think I'm kidding? I totally saw a local wearing this same thing on Abbot Kinney. Viggo is still sexy and I would still take a ride on his baloney pony.

Last we have the most beautiful boy in the world, Zac Efron. *sigh* I can't say anything mean about him. He is our modern day Squall Leonhart, and he is on a mission to save the world. All he needs to do is find his mighty gunblade so he can slay all evil. He can start with whatever is growing on Britney's head.