I'm Drunk and I Love the Gays

I just came back from partying at West Hollywood. I'm drunk right now. I love Weho. I wish the world was gay. We had a fabulous time and met a drag queen called Horchata. She was one scary looking bitch, but most drag queens are in my opinion. I'm scared of clowns, and I align them with that same category. That's why I don't want to go to sleep, because I know I'm gonna have nightmares about that bitch.