Drunks on New Years

No, that's not me. You can always count on TMZ to capture footage of drunk sluts.

The scariest thing about this video is that I don't understand how the girl in purple thought she can wear a skin tight dress with that disgusting gut of hers. You know how a circle of friends always has the "fat" friend? Well that's exactly who she is.



When she went running towards the cones, I totally thought she was gonna sit on it. I bet that cop wished he had a taser gun too.