This news saddens me and I've lost all faith in the human race. An evil pap was arrested trying to enter the home of Brad "Papa Smurf" Pitt today. I'm convinced that the paps are even more scum than I think they are for invading his Smurfling Palace.
"A man who identified himself as a "freelance reporter" was busted on charges of misdemeanor trespassing at Brad Pitt's Hollywood pad.
A housekeeper witnessed the dude blocking the driveway with his car, asking, "Where's Brad Pitt's house?"
So no only is the pap dark and made of evil, but what kind of amateur rolls up on you to ask you where a celebrity lives??? Wait a minute, does that actually work? Maybe I should try asking someone where Gerard Butler lives.
(Two words: Man chowder. ) Damn.
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