Will somebody please put Britney Spears in "America's Dumbest Criminals" already? The Sun reports that Britney walked out of Fred Segal wearing a two hundred dollar vest. She went from stealing a lighter to clothing. She's moving up in the criminal ranks folks!
"A shopper said: “Britney seemed to be in a daze. She rushed around looking at coats and bags and then left with her gang of 25 people.
“The staff were just staring at each other, then said ‘I think she’s taken a top’. There was chaos outside with fans and police.”
Britney's crew said she simply forgot to pay for the vest, therefore wasn't arrested. Bai Ling is gonna be pissed! You know she's gonna start crying or start writing poetry about the sun not smiling again or something like that.
This goes to show, that the second I start giving Britney some credit, she goes on to fuck it up again. She misses being front page news. She needs it like she needs another pill cocktail.
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