Feb 12, 2008

Keeping the Family Tradition Alive



Most people wait until they get some fame before they start boosting their notoriety with the drugs and DUI's. However Barron Hilton, little brother to Paris, wasted no time. This little fucker cut to the chase and went right down to business.

At only 18 years old, Barron was pulled over by the po po at 8:30AM with a blood alcohol level of .14. Who the fuck is drunk that early in the morning? I don't know, but so far I'm very impressed by this Hollywood hopeful.

Barron's folks refused to bail him out, because they are all about the tough love shit. The same way they were with Paris when Kathy Hilton heckled the judge for giving her little princess a 45 day sentence for her DUI.

Along with the other allegations: Barron used a fake ID when pulled over by the cops, so he may face felony charges on top of the misdemeanor DUI. Aye, these amateurs.

He also reportedly ran over a gas station attendant, but I don't really care to talk about that because I ran out of Hilton juice. There's only so much I can say before I get a migraine.

With all this said, I think Barron has potential to be Britney's replacement. All I need now is a failed rehab stint and I'm good to go.


Source: TMZ



1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Something tells me this isn't the last we've heard from this particular Hilton... insanely rich families - they're Grrrrrreat! =)