Feb 15, 2008

Lindsay Lohan: You Fail

Lindsay Lohan Tried Hooking Up With Adrian Grenier and Leo Dicaprio

Lindsay Lohan has disappointed me. She has abused the coochie powers I have given her and got cocky, because for some godforsaken reason she thought she can scored with the likes of Adrien Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio. This is blasphemy!

She's usually such a good little whore and I absolutely love her, but she has crossed the line by even thinking she can touch my Leo. She needs to stick with her own kind of trash. Leo is golden and he cannot be touched by anyone!

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly drinking vodka and champagne last night, but no word if TMZ was there to get all the action.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's definitely not the best role model in Hollywood... err.. wait a minute, what Hollywood role-models are there?

MarinC said...

Exactly. Except Hayden Panettiere, but who knows how long THAT is going to last.

Anonymous said...

Awww I love slutting, drinking, and fighting Lindsay!

MarinC said...

Me too *sigh* it's only a matter of time till she relapses again. Lindsay: Fully Loaded will come back to us soon!