More Boo-Hooing

This news seriously made my day. I have never liked Heidi Montag, because she's an idiot. An amoeba has a higher IQ than she does. This is the girl that quit school in one day because she landed her "dream job" at Bolthouse thinking it was going to be one big party. That's right, she sassed Brent Bolthouse wondering why she had to do mundane tasks of stuffing envelopes. Clearly, she has no concept of hard work, so that is why I feel guilt-free when bashing her.

Anyway, this moron is hurt over the comments that were made about her stupid video, "Higher". I'm just amazed that she can actually read.

"I cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out," she says. "I just couldn't understand why people I didn't even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me."

"I am just a 21-year-old from a small town in Colorado trying to follow her dreams," Montag says."

Well Heidi, you basically insulted people you don't even know with your stupid ass video. And quit playing that "small town girl trying to make it in a big town" violin. You should drown yourself in a glass of water instead.

Now how did this Harvard hopeful come up with the concept of this masterpiece? "We were at the beach and, literally, Spencer had his camera and a boom box in the trunk," Montag recalls of the amateur shoot in October." Back up the truck? Did Heidi just use the word, "literally" in the wrong context? She's so cute. I love it when dumb girls try to be smart. I'm no master of linguistics, but at least I'm fucking hilarious. "We did it in one take, maybe two, and it took us 20 minutes to film and cost us zero dollars." Like OMG! Only zero dollars?! That is so totally random! Oh wait, did I just use the word random wrong?

Source: US Magazine