Feb 18, 2008

The Most Laughable Interview You Will Ever Read

Heidi and Spencer

Douche couple alert! Heidi and Spencer was interviewed by OK! Magazine recently, and you swear Spencer didn't write these questions and hand them over to the reporter. Here are some of the highlights:

"What was it like directing Heidi in her video for Higher?
S: She really directed herself. She was like 'I’m going to do this' and it was so much fun. It took us 20 minutes. We were already at the beach, we had a boom box with batteries, and I was playing it so she could hear it and sing along. It cost $0. Anybody that says negative things about it, it's like, give me $2 million and then let’s see.

And what was it like being in a bathing suit? Were you intimidated that the world is going to see you like that?
H: I love the beach, love being in bathing suits. I feel like it was another day at the beach pretty much.

Since your surgical procedures, do you feel you have more self-confidence?
H: I feel I'm more confident and more comfortable in my skin.

Spencer, what is the sexiest part about Heidi?
S: Hands down, her personality. There are 3 billion girls on the planet and they all look different, and Heidi has the biggest heart and has the most faith. She prays for anybody all day. I’ll find her on the floor praying and I’ll ask, who are you praying for, and she’ll say everybody. That is the kind of person I want in my life. Praying for me and my family and our enemies and our friends. That’s what I love about Heidi."


Can you imagine what that video would have looked like if they actually spent money on it? They surely would have taken things an extra notch, like say, rent a school auditorium and have little kids dressed up in mermaid costumes while Heidi is singing on top of one of those pillow foam rocks.

There is also nothing sexy about Heidi's stupid fake ass. Spencer knows this, so he had to go for the "personality" answer. That is what people say when they are dating an average person. "Oh he's alright, but he has such a great personality." Bullshit, they are both idiots and I hope her fake boob pops in his mouth during their sexy time. Woof, did I just say that out loud? What a horrible vision.

Source: OK! Magazine

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