Feb 6, 2008

The Pregnancy Glow Doesn't Happen for Everyone

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Here is Jennifer Lopez at the 2008 Marchesa Fashion Show. I remember how back in the day I used to be apart of some Anti-Jennifer Lopez club. I always called her J-Ho or J-Blo, but I have seen grown up and gotten over my hatred of Jennifer Lopez. I realized, I was just jealous because she was so fucking perfect. I wish she was pregnant back than because the J-Blo nickname would have fit quite perfectly.

With that being said, J Blo should have listened to herself and continued to hide in her home. Her face is scaring me. She looks like one of those Latin mothers that would beat you with her chancla. Oh you know what I'm talking about! I can see her using a cincho, and a wooden paleta. She totally has that latin mommy face!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OOOHHHHOOOHOOOO!!!!! The headline was all I had to see! Another classic!!!

MarinC said...

Well it's true! LOL!