Roll Call

Eva Mendes checked into the Circus Lodge in Utah and has been undergoing treatment for several weeks now. Nobody knows what she was using, I'm a bit stumped by this one. Eva never looked like someone who had issues with drugs or alcohol. No meth face, erratic behavior, drunken stupors, nothing! This hooker still looks radiant as hell. She needs to teach me how to be slick, because I'm more of a Britney/Amy type when I'm high or drunk.

This is another one that has me scratching my head. Justin Chambers check himself into the UCLA psych ward, where Britney Spears is currently undergoing treatment. He checked himself in because he was supposedly exhausted and had a sleeping disorder. Shit, than I should check myself in too, because I'm exhausted all the time! That could be because I'm fat though. Hmmm. That is something to consider. I hope Justin gets better, and by that I mean he needs to stay away from Britney Spears. She'll try to employ him as his new servant since Sam is out of the picture.

Last but certainly not least, we have Kiki Dunst. I had to use a pic from her Mui Mui ads because that girl does not look good in any candid photo. Anywho Kiki isn't going to rehab or the nuthouse, but she has potential according to sources. She was reportedly acting strange and erratic at the Sundance Film Festival, and friends revealed that "she was not in a good place right now." A rep for Kirstin said that she's fine. Yeah, that's what they said about Britney.

Sources: Bricks and Stones, TMZ