Punk Poseur Avril Lavigne is on the new cover of Maxim, and I'm very disappointed in their choice. They usually have sexy women on their covers, and there is nothing, I mean nothing sexy about Avril Lavigne. She's built like a twelve year old boy, she's a rude little pig, and she's a fucking poser.
The biggest slap in the face was when she decided that she was rock glam now. Bitch please, you don't even know who David Bowie is, or even know how to pronounce his name. First she insults the punk rock genre, now she's trying her hand at glam rock. I do like Avril's music, but it doesn't sound any different from the generic shit the American Idol rejects come out with.
I wish she would just stop with the holier than thou attitude and just admit that she sings Britney tunes in the shower.
The biggest slap in the face was when she decided that she was rock glam now. Bitch please, you don't even know who David Bowie is, or even know how to pronounce his name. First she insults the punk rock genre, now she's trying her hand at glam rock. I do like Avril's music, but it doesn't sound any different from the generic shit the American Idol rejects come out with.
I wish she would just stop with the holier than thou attitude and just admit that she sings Britney tunes in the shower.
2 comments:
haha nice little rant there. i agree. she's cute but her body is a bit boyish. very funny post
LoL, thanks bloggernoob!
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