Here are Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at the Celebrity Apprentice Viewing Party, and I have to say Jenna is starting to look like she used to...in my wet dreams. Just take away the orange and she would probably look rather decent.
Sunset Tan is not your friend! Why, oh WHY do you girls want to look like a retarded orange peel? I don't understand it. You're white and you'll just have to live with that. Don't fuck with what god gave you, shit. I'm white as chalk but that is easily repaired with a touch...did you read that, a TOUCH of self-tanner. Neutrogena is the best one! I highly recommend it. Before I became a disgruntled blogger, I also did beauty and make-up for ten years so I know my shit, ya heard.
Sunset Tan is not your friend! Why, oh WHY do you girls want to look like a retarded orange peel? I don't understand it. You're white and you'll just have to live with that. Don't fuck with what god gave you, shit. I'm white as chalk but that is easily repaired with a touch...did you read that, a TOUCH of self-tanner. Neutrogena is the best one! I highly recommend it. Before I became a disgruntled blogger, I also did beauty and make-up for ten years so I know my shit, ya heard.
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