Blake and Pete Prison BFF's

Blake Fielder-Civil (what kind of fucked up name is that? Fielder-Civil does not roll off my tongue very easily. I keep saying Feeder-Civil. I'm an idiot) is getting prison advice from none other than Pete Doherty, as reported by The Sun.

Petey vows to "to look after his troubled wife Amy."

BWA! Yeah right! I know that is crackhead talk for, "I'm basically going to do her drugs and try to bang her." And why shouldn't he? Pete is a far better match for Amy than Blake, and alot sexier. Besides, Pete and Amy have matching teefs. It's destiny.