Engaged!

Fergie Ferg and my baby daddy Josh Duhamel are engaged, reports TMZ.


Meh, I hardly really care, but I know you shitheads do. Josh is so fucking fine. God damn it. Fergie must be a damn good lay, because I cannot see what he finds attractive about that buttaface. I'm just hating on Fergie ya'll. I'm jealous because we both quit doing meth, yet I'm still stuck with the meth face. You think I'm kidding? I'm never posting a picture on this bitch unless it's photoshopped! Fuck that!