Brit's Gives Pap the Best Night of His Life

As reported by x17online, Brit's papparazzi boyfriend for the night, Adnan, says that although he lost alot of money by not taking any pictures of Britney during their alone time together, it was perhaps the best night of his life.

Britney is such a dirty hooker! Apparently she thinks so highly of herself she has resorted to banging the paps. What's next? The employees at Starbucks? Walmart? Is she gonna bump nasties with the workers from the Frito Lay Factory? Disappointed.

Britney, the paparazzi are not your friends. They are the reasons everyone has such a low opinion of you. They make what you had for breakfast world knowledge. It's only a matter of time before Adnan gets over you and sells you out. Estupida! Wait, what am I saying?! Go Britney! GO! Relish your independence!


Source: x17online