And Here's...Uh...Vanessa Hudgens And Stuff

Alright ya'll, here's the deal. I really have no idea who this girl is. What I do know is that her name is Vanessa Hudgens, she dates some dude that looks like one of those Final Fantasy characters, she's in a little movie called High School Musical, and she apparently houses the Amazon Forest between her legs. Is there something else I missed? I think I've highlighted the most interesting points, no?

So I guess there are some of you out there that give a damn about this girl because everyone and their momma has not stopped talking about her since she came out with those scandalous pics of her hairy cooter.

So here is this hairy wonder walking around at night with sunglasses in Hollywood somewhere. So uh, yeah.