Jan 8, 2008

Jessica Alba Having a Whale of a Time

"You got me pregnant, and for this I will kiill you."


Jessica Alba was the Golden State Warriors game in Oakland Oracle Arena, where she was reportedly rude to fans. Never bother a pregnant Latina folks. Forget post-partum depression. This type of depression happens throughout the entire pregnancy. We will cut you!

Jessica looks like she's completely dazed and out of it. She also looks like she wants to choke slam Cash Warren.

Oh Jessica, smile baby! You look beautiful! Stop with the attitude already. I'm sure there is some secret Hollywood diet that will get rid of all the baby weight for you.


"Must...go...to...gym."

"I'm having the worst day of my life...over and over."

"Oh yes, there will be blood."

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