Zoinks and Gadzooks! Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is expecting twins with Brad Pitt. If this is true, the couple will soon have six rugrats. Damn! I'm going to have to start referring to Brad Pitt as Papa Smurf. Angie would be a perfect Smurfette, because all those little Smurfs wanted to bang her sexy ass.
Now I know what is truly behind the Make It Right housing project in New Orleans. Brad is planning to create a modern day Smurf Village! Amy Winehouse would be Gargamel, and Britney Spears can be that stupid cat Azrael.
Go ahead and laugh, but you know damn well even 80's cartoons can come back in the form of humans.
Now I know what is truly behind the Make It Right housing project in New Orleans. Brad is planning to create a modern day Smurf Village! Amy Winehouse would be Gargamel, and Britney Spears can be that stupid cat Azrael.
Go ahead and laugh, but you know damn well even 80's cartoons can come back in the form of humans.
2 comments:
"Damn! I'm going to have to start referring to Brad Pitt as Papa Smurf."
I can't say anything more clever than LMAO at the moment.
LoL! It's true! I couldn't think of a better reference. He fits the bill perfectly! I'm just saying.
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