Jessica Alba Is Latina After All

Seems like ever since Jessica Alba got pregnant, she's been far less forgiving when it comes to the paparazzi. She complained to Elle Magazine that the paps follow her every day, and that she doesn't understand the appeal.

"[The paparazzi are] Fuckers! They do this [follow] to me every day. And every day there's no story. I'm not doing drugs. I'm not running over people. I'm not going to clubs. I'm not dating anyone famous. I'm not doing anything interesting! I don't get it. I'm the most boring chick ever."

I would have to agree with her that she is indeed boring, but that's fine because most normal people are boring anyway. However, she didn't feel boring when the paps were snapping pictures of her at the beach!

Awhile back Jessica mentioned she didn't identify with her Latina side. LIES! She's reaching out to it right now with open arms. Us Latina women hate being pregnant, because all we think about is how fat our thighs are gonna get. You won't see us taking cute pregnant pictures on the beach anytime soon. We will hardly eat, or we go in hiding like Jennifer Lopez. It's too much! We have a reputation of being spicy Latinas to maintain.