Kylie Minogue Makes Heather Mills Cry

Leave it to Mucca to stir up shit with the least deserving person, Kylie Minogue. This dumb hoe doesn't know when to quit!

Heather Mills was reportedly upset over a duet Paul McCartney did with Kylie.

"Friends of Mills say she was furious when she saw Minogue "flirting" with her husband and lying on top of a grand piano while singing his solo song, Dance Tonight, alongside Sir Paul.

"She's really mad about the way Paul got close to Kylie," one friend told The Sunday Mirror."

Uh, I believe this "flirting" is called "performance art" or "poetry in motion" as I like to call it.

Anyway, Heather feels that Paul did this on purpose as an effort to humiliate Heather. I think she does a fine job of doing that herself, but hey whatever.

"She thinks he's just trying to prove a point, that he's moved on and is comfortable around other women. She was so hurt she burst into tears."

BAHAHAHA! I love Kylie even more for making that moron cry. I thought I was good at playing the victim, but Heather takes the cake. Actually she takes the cake factory. What does she care about who Paul hooks up with anyway? She's done nothing but bad mouth him to the media, and now she wants to come back with this jealousy streak?

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