It's Never Winter in Paris

Here is Paris Hilton looking very orange at the premiere of "The Hottie & The Nottie", which is the stupidest title of a movie I've heard in quite some time.

I don't understand why these girls like to look orange. A little self-tanner goes a long way.

Now here is Christine Lakin, aka the girl that plays the Nottie. I had to look it up on the Internet Movie Database because I couldn't believe this girl could be made that ugly.

She is looking pretty smoking, and you know Paris is just dying to make out with her. Elisha is gonna be jealous!