I know everyone forgot about this like, 5 minutes after it happened, but I felt the urge to share this because I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
A friend of mine told me her girlfriend works at the Lynwood Jail, where alot of the Hollywood starlets have been hanging out lately. She said that all inmates have to talk to a psychiatrist, to evaluate what section of the jail would be more fitting.
Well Michelle supposedly told the shrink, and I'm trying not to laugh as I write this, that the reason alcohol was detected in her system was because the stench of the booze managed to get through her pores! Judging from the picture above, I doubt she is stoned from drinking water!
Also, every week or something like that, the guards have the inmates sit outside their cells while they look for contraband. Apparently Michelle was so pissed that she had to do this, and screamed at the guard saying how stupid this was to be sitting outside like little kids and starting yakking something about her human rights. The guards told her to shut her mouth, and Michelle still wouldn't stop bitching. The guard had no choice but to throw her ass in the hole for the day.
I still couldn't get passed the pores. Is that even possible?
Even if this isn't true, it made for a great laugh on my end.
A friend of mine told me her girlfriend works at the Lynwood Jail, where alot of the Hollywood starlets have been hanging out lately. She said that all inmates have to talk to a psychiatrist, to evaluate what section of the jail would be more fitting.
Well Michelle supposedly told the shrink, and I'm trying not to laugh as I write this, that the reason alcohol was detected in her system was because the stench of the booze managed to get through her pores! Judging from the picture above, I doubt she is stoned from drinking water!
Also, every week or something like that, the guards have the inmates sit outside their cells while they look for contraband. Apparently Michelle was so pissed that she had to do this, and screamed at the guard saying how stupid this was to be sitting outside like little kids and starting yakking something about her human rights. The guards told her to shut her mouth, and Michelle still wouldn't stop bitching. The guard had no choice but to throw her ass in the hole for the day.
I still couldn't get passed the pores. Is that even possible?
Even if this isn't true, it made for a great laugh on my end.
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