Feb 1, 2008

Spears is Going Apeshit in Hospital

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TMZ is reporting that Britney is going ballistic after learning that her father has ownership over her house.

She went on a rampage, and in a very strong British accent she ranted, "I'm so sick of all of this they can have the goddamn house and stick it up their f**king asses. Actually, no they can't."

"Nobody's taking my house. Who is my family?"

Britney is under the impression that she will be leaving the hospital tonight. Well hells bells. This girl ruined my clubbing plans! I was itching to go to Weho, but if this crazy ho is gonna be on the streets I'm staying in! Fuck that shit, contrary to popular belief, I do value my life and I'm not going to risk it by sharing the road with an escaped crazy.

I think I'm going bi-polar just by writing about Britney Spears. One minute I'm feeling sorry for her, and the next minute I'm taking a bite out of her ass. She's driving me crazy!

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