Feb 26, 2008

Are You Looking For Me?

Probably not, but if you are, I went here.

Feb 25, 2008

It Doesn't Always Pay To Be Honest

And this clip from "Moment of Truth" is proof of that. Just watch as the contestant's ex-boyfriend asks if she feels they should be married. Bonus: Her husband and Family are with her too. It gets better after that, and you will be shocked at the outcome!



He's Fucking Ben Affleck!



This is far more hilarious than Sarah Silverman's rendition of "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." It was good, don't get me wrong, but this one takes the cake. The cameo of Papa Smurf as the Fed Ex guy was priceless!

Feb 24, 2008

Getting Lazy

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While some people when out to actually buy their dresses, Anne Hathaway decided to just cover herself with her fine luxury drapes. She's so clever, this one. I would totally do the same thing.

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Here is Nicole Kidman wearing a chandelier around her neck. I don't know what happened here, but it looks like she waited the last minute to score some jewelry but the other actresses got the better pieces first. At least its on her and not on Angelina Jolie, because she would probably collapse again with all that weight on her neck.

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My body heat just went from zero to eighty at the sight of this hot, dirty looking piece. He looks like the type that would slap my ass repeatedly and call me a dirty whore while fingered my ass and devours me with those sinful looking eyes. If he says the word "fuck" tonight I'm totally dead.

He Makes Me Nervous!

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I had the biggest crush on Jason Bateman since that damn show "Just a Little More Love". It was in the 80's for those of you 18 and under. Anyway, he was one of those guys that was so smoldering, it makes you nervous just to look at him. Well the only thing that's changed is the time passed, because I still don't have the guts to look at this picture. It's that intense stare that makes you wanna say, "Get your eyes off of me!".

You Can't Always Look Glamorous

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Jennifer Garner was house hunting in Venice Beach not too long ago, and I think she might have spent too much time with the hobo's there, because this is clearly out of the Hippie Haven collection. Either that or she's a fan of Helen Bonham Carter's fashions. Either way, this is simply not like my Jen. She usually looks so ravishing but she struck out this time. Where the hell is Ben Affleck?

Diaz Miho!

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My favorite roach repellent, Cameron Diaz, is also gracing us with her gorgeous presence at the Oscars today. The dress is very basic and boring, and that hideous smile always scares the shit out of me. If I had the dough I would pay her to just keep her mouth closed. It's too much for me. It reminds me of all those evil clown nightmares I had as a child.

Clooney And His Mannequin

George Clooney at the Oscars

Here is George Clooney with his life sized doll, Sarah Larson. I hope and pray bore is not the one to win his heart. Just by looking at her I can tell she does exactly what she's told. If Clooney told her to jump, she will bring out the trampoline and say how high. Everytime I see her she just stands there and giggles like Japanese school children. Now that I think about it, this is probably exactly what George needs. He needs a dumb broad so that he can go out and do what he damn pleases. Go George!

Thar She Blows

Jessica Alba at the Oscars

Jessica Alba at the Oscars

Why, here is my favorite grumpy Latina, Jessica Alba, looking stunning in that purple frock she's wearing. Okay, what's wrong with me today? I need to find some fashion disasters, not decent shit. I hate it when celebs make me say nice things.

I Never Knew What Exactly He Was Cooking

The Rock at the Oscars

The Rock at the Oscars

But I know what's cooking between my legs right now, because Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is at the Oscars right now teasing me with a good time. I mean hot damn he's fine.

Did She Run Out Of Self-Tanner?

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Shock! For once Katie Price does not look like an orange creamsicle cake. In fact, she looks rather nice. I even like the shoes.

Ha! This impostor doesn't fool me! The real Katie Price would have showed up fully bathed in self-tanner and whoreishness.




Midnite Munchies

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I will totally go lesbian for Megan Fox - WWTDD

Madonna and Prince are hosting competing Oscar parties - Celebitchy

A first look at the spawn of J Lo - The Fug

Steve Martin and Tina Fey SNL video - Popcrunch

Eva Mendes is out of rehab already? - The Rad Report

Million Dollar shoes, and I wish I was kidding - Dlisted

My favorite Showgirl emerges - Mollygood


Repeat Offender!

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Kim Kardashian wore that dress twice this week! Scandal! Don't celebrities usually wear clothes once and throw it away or something like that?

Here is another pictures of Kim earlier this week...

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It might have been the same day, but I doubt it. I'll believe whatever I want if it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

I'm staring at that dress and I'm thinking, wow. The only way I can imagine her is just naked. She should just accept the fact she is destined to be a gonzo porn goddess.

Happy Be-Lated Birthday

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I am a terrible Drew Barrymore fan. Her birthday was Thursday and I didn't even acknowledge it here. Shame, shame on me. Well I'm a commentator, not a reporter.

Here is Drew in Beverly Hills. She was with that dork boyfriend of hers, and I'm not saying that in a bad way.

Feb 23, 2008

She Actually Does Not Look Creepy

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BWAH! This is Meg Ryan at the Spirit Awards, and she actually looks kinda cute. Of course I love the glasses because they are just like mine, and girls that wear glasses rock.