Surprisingly, She Does Not Look That Bad

Here are Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at the Celebrity Apprentice Viewing Party, and I have to say Jenna is starting to look like she used to...in my wet dreams. Just take away the orange and she would probably look rather decent.

Sunset Tan is not your friend! Why, oh WHY do you girls want to look like a retarded orange peel? I don't understand it. You're white and you'll just have to live with that. Don't fuck with what god gave you, shit. I'm white as chalk but that is easily repaired with a touch...did you read that, a TOUCH of self-tanner. Neutrogena is the best one! I highly recommend it. Before I became a disgruntled blogger, I also did beauty and make-up for ten years so I know my shit, ya heard.

Jenna Quits Porn...Again

I'm a huge Jenna Jameson fan, but lately she's been irritating me. All the man chowder must have gotten to her head, because she couldn't stop talking about herself and how she changed the porn industry.

YouTube pulled the video, but you didn't really miss much. Her speech was incredibly long winded and I couldn't wait for her to finish.

In all seriousness I'm glad she's moving forward and putting the porn industry behind her (no pun intended.)

Source: Hollyscoop

She Should Stop Trying To Model Already

I know that models are generally deformed looking, but this is ridiculous. Jenna Jameson needs to stop with the modeling and go back to what she does best. Than again, I don't think I can stomach watching a catfish give head.