The Most Boring Sex Ever

A few clips from the Gene Simmons sex tape have leaked, and let me tell you, it left me wondering how he got 4600 women asking for more.

You can click here to watch it, but it's nothing to be excited about. When I first saw the screen caps, I thought he was boinking one of those real life sex dolls. Oh you know what I'm talking about.

After seeing the clip, I'm beginning to think that sex doll would have been a better lay than the blond in the video.

Watch while it's still up, because the lawyers representing Gene Simmons are beginning to send out the cease and desist letters. For once I agree with those stupid letters, because this shit should have never been leaked to begin with.

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Amy Fisher Feeding Her Co-Star

Here is Amy Fisher with her Hubby what's him name. She was DJ'ing her own release party for her sex tape.

I don't know what she's feeding him, but it looks like she can use the peanut butter inside his ear for extra flavor.

Cartlon and his porn star

So Carlton is dating a porn star. Like this is news and shit. I wonder if "The Carlton" is included as one of her "sexual fantasies."

Just for old times sake, here Carlton jamming to Tom Jones. FRESH!



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Jessica Sierra Sex Tape

So Jessica Sierra has done a sex tape. Ewwww! Looks like people are doing two things these days: getting knocked up and making sex tapes. It was reported that the tape was shot at Motel 6. “Jessica was determined to keep it real, that's why she chose Motel 6."

Supposedly the theme was inspired by, go figure, American Idol. "Also featured in the tape are a woman who bears more than a passing resemblance to Paula Abdul and two men—one of whom is a dead-ringer for Simon Cowell; the other could pass for Randy Jackson a hundred pounds ago."

That's where it got weird for me. You would have to be on some kind of drug to conjure up a fantasy that consists of Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson.

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