When, Oh When, Is Jen Going To Get Over It

After only three years, Jennifer Aniston is still butt hurt about Brad Pitt leaving her for Angelina Jolie.

"Making the matter more stressful for Jen, who turned 39 on Feb. 11, is that she's being constantly bombarded with images of a glowing, pregnant Angelina. “Jen is desperate for kids,” says a source. “She can feel her biological clock ticking and must be scared that she’s left it too late. She keeps saying that she wishes she had kids with Brad and that, if she had, maybe things would be different.”

I am so sick and tired of hearing Jen boo-hooing over Brad and Angie. If I were Jen, I would be happy that Brad left me for someone hotter, and I'm being dead serious. Don't you hate getting dumped for a downgrade? I'm always like, "WOOF! I can't believe he left me for that hose beast!!!" Not only does it make me wonder what he thought of me, but it makes me think that he was so desperate to leave me, he went for the first thing available. And let's face it, ugly girls are ALWAYS available.

If my boyfriend dumped me for Angelina Jolie, I would fucking help him pack his shit. "Honey, I don't blame you. Go for it!!! Tell Angie I said hi!"

Source: OK! Magazine

Where is Jason Lewis?

Jennifer Aniston is in Cabo San Lucas with a mystery man, reports OK! Magazine.

"Jen, 38, and the goateed and fedora-wearing man joined the Cox-Arquettes on a private jet which departed Bob Hope Airport in Burbank around 10:30 a.m. on Dec. 28. “They touched down at Los Cabos International Airport at about 2 p.m. local time,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “As they walked out onto the tarmac, under an 80-degree sun and clear, blue sky, Jen and Courteney looked really happy to be back in Los Cabos.”

I wonder if Courtney gets sick and tired of Jen lingering around them all the time. She's probably wishing she would find someone, so that Jen can just go away. No, I'm kidding. I hope Jennifer finds happiness that will over shadow her humiliating break up with Brad Pitt. Life must be hard for someone who is known for being dumped for Angelina Jolie.