Rock Out with your C**k Out

Ah, I remember the good ol' Metal Skool days. You couldn't ask for a better Monday night. Those of you that are here visiting L.A should definitely go check them out. There is always some random celebrity that shows up to make an ass of themselves. Drunkin Delight indeed! I stopped going because the people started to make me look really old. Yes, sadly, it is an 18 and over event. I know, I know. The haunting image of Steve-O showing us his peen may have possibly added to that.

Here is Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson at Metal Skool. At one point Jess takes the mic and thanks goodness I wasn't there this time because surely my ears would have cried tears of blood. No, she wasn't that bad! She wasn't bad at all, I'm thinking that maybe rock is her true calling and not that sappy gospel pop shit she usually sings.

Jessica's Movie Leaks Online

Ouch! Jessica's movie, "Blond Ambition" is so horrible it even leaked on the internet!

Jessica Simpson's Movie Bombs!!!

Jessica Simpson's movie, "Blond Ambition", only made $384 dollars, according to Perez Hilton. That is fucking humiliating. Jessica Simpson needs to stop trying to do movies already. She doesn't have the skill to carry a movie yet. Her next flick, "Major Movie Star", is expected to go straight to DVD. I can't wait! Shut up, I want to see that movie ok?