She Looks Like She's Ready To Hurt Somebody

"Must.Remain.Calm"

I'm thinking at this point, photographers have a death wish when they try and snap pictures of Jessica Alba. You can tell she's trying really hard to stay calm, but you can totally tell she's about ready to pick up that table and throw it at the paps.

Trying Too Hard

Jessica Alba is trying really hard to prove to everyone that she is a proud Latina. The funny thing about this article, is that it mentions everyone in the blogosphere has dogged her for denying her Latina roots, when in fact Perez Hilton was the only blogger that had a problem with her.

Jessica told InTouch Weekly that Perez has put the target in her back because she refused to take pictures with him one night.

Anyway, Jess defends herself in Latina magazine, but I have to admit, the things that come out of her mouth sometimes are so absurd.

"I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please."

She couldn't come up with anything more creative than to say she is excited for her baby to be brown? You're hoping it will be brown? I thought they were both half Latino? I mean, what were the chances of the baby being Indian? Am I missing something here?

Source: People

Jessica Alba Can Indeed Smile

Jessica Alba looks alot better when she's smiling! Even if she's faking it a little, that's ok. She's pregnant so she has an excuse.

My favorite grumpy little Latina was at the premiere of her movie, "The Eye" with fiance Cash Warren, at the Pacific Cinerama Dome on Jan 31st. I'm also impressed she doesn't look like she wants to kill Cash Warren.

Jessica Alba Is Proud of her Heritage

So I picked up a copy of In Touch Weekly, (yes, occasionally I buy a magazine because reading paper is good for you sometimes), and I came across this little snippet about Jessica Alba and how Perez Hilton has blasted her for not owning up to her Latina roots.

"She's been called Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba by blogger Perez Hilton, but the Mexican-American actress insists the nickname is dead wrong. "Of course I'm proud of my heritage," Jessica told Allure magazine. She insists that Hilton, a fellow Hispanic who coined the phrase, has a personal problem with her. "it was all because I wouldn't take photos with him at a club, " she says."

Perez did all that because Jessica wouldn't take pictures with him? That Perez is sensitive.

Jessica Alba Having a Whale of a Time

"You got me pregnant, and for this I will kiill you."

Jessica Alba was the Golden State Warriors game in Oakland Oracle Arena, where she was reportedly rude to fans. Never bother a pregnant Latina folks. Forget post-partum depression. This type of depression happens throughout the entire pregnancy. We will cut you!

Jessica looks like she's completely dazed and out of it. She also looks like she wants to choke slam Cash Warren.

Oh Jessica, smile baby! You look beautiful! Stop with the attitude already. I'm sure there is some secret Hollywood diet that will get rid of all the baby weight for you.

"Must...go...to...gym."

"I'm having the worst day of my life...over and over."

"Oh yes, there will be blood."

Jessica Alba Is Latina After All

Seems like ever since Jessica Alba got pregnant, she's been far less forgiving when it comes to the paparazzi. She complained to Elle Magazine that the paps follow her every day, and that she doesn't understand the appeal.

"[The paparazzi are] Fuckers! They do this [follow] to me every day. And every day there's no story. I'm not doing drugs. I'm not running over people. I'm not going to clubs. I'm not dating anyone famous. I'm not doing anything interesting! I don't get it. I'm the most boring chick ever."

I would have to agree with her that she is indeed boring, but that's fine because most normal people are boring anyway. However, she didn't feel boring when the paps were snapping pictures of her at the beach!

Awhile back Jessica mentioned she didn't identify with her Latina side. LIES! She's reaching out to it right now with open arms. Us Latina women hate being pregnant, because all we think about is how fat our thighs are gonna get. You won't see us taking cute pregnant pictures on the beach anytime soon. We will hardly eat, or we go in hiding like Jennifer Lopez. It's too much! We have a reputation of being spicy Latinas to maintain.