Britney Speas Reunion With Sean And JJ

JJ: Save us, Sean!

Britney Spears has reunited with her chilrens today. Jamie Spears and a shrink have to be present for the visit at all times.

Well, I hope it goes well. I know how hard that must be to not be able to see your kids for so long. Hopefully she won't fuck it up this time.

Douche Gets Served

After three weeks of hiding, the douche nozzle that is Sam Lufti finally got served with a restraining order. The cops should have hired the paparazzi to serve him with the papers, because we all know they can find anyone in less than a day. *sigh* Do I have to think for everyone around here?

Sir Douche cannot email, call, or go near Britney's nor her parent's house. Hell, you know he isn't going to care. He's a sneaky little fucker and will do it anyway. They should have just sent him to another country, or to one of those third world prison's in Thailand. That'll show him. Actually, he'll probably be a pain in the ass there too and keep screaming "I AM SAM!" No, they should send him to the Pentonville Prison, where Blake Fielder-Civil is staying. That way they can feed drugs to Sam for a change.

Yikes, my fingers are trembling just writing about him. Sam is still being investigated for allegedly drugging Brit Brit.

Source: TMZ

Not Another Britney Cookie Shot

Britney's cookie and red lipstick has returned. The the real Britney Spears is back folks! How funny is the fact she is shown here going to a a sushi restaurant? NSFW version here.

Lawyers could not reach an agreement on the custody case, so Britney is going to have to wait a bit longer. Hopefully she continues her treatment and works on getting herself back together.

Britney might possibly be suffering from memory loss. When she was at the Social Club, she was overheard talking to the GM about the restaurant, complimenting how pretty it was and how long it had been open. She also asked what was upstairs, not remembering that she shot her video "Piece of Me" there last year. This could be one of the effects of Sam Lufti drugging her.

Wow.

Source: TMZ, Hollyscoop

Britney Steals Again

Will somebody please put Britney Spears in "America's Dumbest Criminals" already? The Sun reports that Britney walked out of Fred Segal wearing a two hundred dollar vest. She went from stealing a lighter to clothing. She's moving up in the criminal ranks folks!

"A shopper said: “Britney seemed to be in a daze. She rushed around looking at coats and bags and then left with her gang of 25 people.

“The staff were just staring at each other, then said ‘I think she’s taken a top’. There was chaos outside with fans and police.”

Britney's crew said she simply forgot to pay for the vest, therefore wasn't arrested. Bai Ling is gonna be pissed! You know she's gonna start crying or start writing poetry about the sun not smiling again or something like that.

This goes to show, that the second I start giving Britney some credit, she goes on to fuck it up again. She misses being front page news. She needs it like she needs another pill cocktail.

Bathing Does Make A Difference For Some People

I can't believe this. Britney Spears finally decided to shower and brush her hair. She' s actually wearing clean clothes for a change. See, Jamie Spears couldn't leave the parenting job for Lynn, so he finally got fed up and rolled up his sleeves to clean house. Ever since Daddy Spears came into the picture, Britney has been slowly changing for the better. He doesn't fuck around!

Well That Was Quick

Wait for it....wait for it....

Britney Spears and her cooter are back to their old tricks once again. This was yesterday but I was too sleepy to even bother. It's not like this is news anyway.

Nothing new with the Britney conservatorship case. Things remain the same, and she is not able to get a lawyer because the courts said HELLLLLL NOOOOO.

Why does she even bother? She's not even going to show up to the hearings anyway. There are more important things to do in her life, like go to Wal-mart.

Source: TMZ

Britney Rolling Stone Cover

This is actually a very cool cover. Too bad the story is about her rise and fall.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Code Red Terrorism Alert! Britney Spears has escaped the loony bin once again!!! Run for the hills and shut the front door! This is complete and utter bullshit.

Is it just me, or was she at the mental ward at some point? Did I just imagine that whole thing, or was it a wrinkle in time? It doesn't matter, because the crazy bitch is back!

Doctors concluded that she no longer poses a threat to herself or others. She was working well with the doctors and responding to treatment. See, I knew she could act. Her best work is done behind the cameras.

Yes, I can see just how well this treatment worked seeing how she has reverted to her old ways...ways that got her into the crazy house to begin with.

I've said this before, but I strongly believe that the doctors were fed up with her ass and gave her the green slip. I bet the doctors are having a huge party at the hospital right now.

Britney continues to use the same British accent and *sigh* it's back to the drawing board once again.

Source: TMZ

Sam Lufti is Satan!

Where the fuck do I start? Lynne Spears made some shocking allegations today against douche nozzle Sam Lufti.

This doesn't surprise me not even a little bit. Similar allegations have been made against Lufti before, and his alleged comments in Lynne's claims align perfectly with his current behavior.

It's long, but here are the highlights:

"Sam had told Britney that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash and a whore, that she cares more about Adnan, her current boyfriend, than she cares about her kids, and that she does not deserve the kids."

"At one point, Britney "picked up a bottle of pills and read part of the label and asked us, 'What does insomnia mean?' Sam told her that the pills will help her stay awake."

"Lynne continues, "Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney's pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdal (an anti-psychotic drug for schizophrenia and bipolarity) and Seroquel." The docs continue, "He told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could then give her drugs to heal her brain."

"According to the docs, Sam then encouraged Brit "to do tequila shots." The document then claims Sam said, "let's all do toasts with wine." Brit refused to drink."

"Lynne claims before leaving for the drug store that night, Sam gave her drugs upstairs "to make her more light-hearted, happy, and fun."

During a dispute later that night, Sam allegedly said, "If you try to get rid of me, she'll be dead and I'll piss on her grave."

The docs claim Brit "changed her three dogs' clothes many times" in an agitated state."

Brit said, "Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?" Sam responded, "If I told you to take 10 pills a day, you should do what I tell you to see your babies."

At one point, Brit allegedly said, "I want my Daddy up here. I want to talk to my Daddy."

Will somebody take a rock and throw it on his head already? I knew this dude was bad news from day one. All this and he claims that it is Britney's parents that are crazy. Nice way of calling the kettle black.

In other news, Britney told her father she believes Sam stole some of her things, and asked Jaime to help her get it back. Sam probably stole some of her bloody panties and hung it up on his basement wall. I bet he wears them, sniffs em', and wears them again just for GP. He likes jelly donuts.

Source: TMZ

Random Britney S**t

Shit is going down in the Britney conservator case. First of all, the good news. Jamie is to remain as one of the co-conservators. Two points for dad!

Now, a court appointed lawyer visited Britney yesterday, and he concluded that Britney went on a trip and isn't coming back anytime soon. That's right folks, she was deemed too far gone to comprehend what is currently happening in the court proceedings.

She also lacks capacity to retain a lawyer, which is bad news for Adam Streisand, who is trying to prove to the courts that Britney hired him. She doesn't even know who she is, how is she going to remember her lawyers?

In other Britney news, that wack job Sam Lufti has been in contact with Britney, which is in violation of the restraining order Papa Spears has on him. I swear, Sam Lufti reminds me of Gollum and that damn ring. I bet he calls Britney "the precioussssssssssssssss".



Source: TMZ

There's About to be a...Girl Fight!

The claws are coming out tomorrow, as lawyers get prepared to battle it out with Britney's daddy. I don't know about this. Britney's dad does not look like someone to be fucked with.

"Sources say tomorrow, Trope and Trope will appear at the court hearing. Along with attorney Adam Streisand, who specializes in estate law, and ask that both co-conservators be removed. They will argue that the appointment of Jamie in particular is inappropriate given Britney's bitter feelings toward him and that Britney wants him out."

This may not convince the Commish that Jamie should be removed as her co-conservator. Britney's wild mood swings has her loving her parents one minute, to hating them to the next, so this will definitely not help her case.

We'll see what goes down tomorrow. In the meantime, Britney is being kept in the UCLA for an extended 14 days. It was reported that Britney needed more than the required 72 hour hold for further evaluation.

Source: TMZ

You Ain't Goin' Nowhere Momma

TMZ reported that Britney Spears' stay at the UCLA psych ward will be extended, whether she likes it or not. I say reported because this shit happened yesterday, but I opted to go to the casino instead of updating my blog. I'm so irresponsible, yes I know this to be true. However there are days where I manage to break out of the chains that hold me to this laptop. It happens.

It was also reported that Brit's pad was burglarized by Sam Lufti! No, they didn't say he did it, but you know that is the first thing that popped in my mind. He is one bitter little fucker and you know he will do what it takes to prove to everyone he isn't the bad guy.

Source: TMZ

Spears is Going Apeshit in Hospital

TMZ is reporting that Britney is going ballistic after learning that her father has ownership over her house.

She went on a rampage, and in a very strong British accent she ranted, "I'm so sick of all of this they can have the goddamn house and stick it up their f**king asses. Actually, no they can't."

"Nobody's taking my house. Who is my family?"

Britney is under the impression that she will be leaving the hospital tonight. Well hells bells. This girl ruined my clubbing plans! I was itching to go to Weho, but if this crazy ho is gonna be on the streets I'm staying in! Fuck that shit, contrary to popular belief, I do value my life and I'm not going to risk it by sharing the road with an escaped crazy.

I think I'm going bi-polar just by writing about Britney Spears. One minute I'm feeling sorry for her, and the next minute I'm taking a bite out of her ass. She's driving me crazy!

Justice At Last!

Jaime Spears has won legal control of his daughter Brit Brit. He now has the power to restrict any visitors for Britney, cut off her credit cards, and has full control over her residence. He can also decide who stays and who goes in her home. Jamie’s attorneys had also requested a conservatorship, which would allow him to make medical decisions on behalf of their daughter as well as control her finances.

Daddy is back and he's here to stay! I like Jamie Spears, because he seems to be the only one in that family that isn't jaded by Hollywood. He would totally spit on Le Duex!

Naturally, the evil dwarf that is Sam Lufti, is not taking this too well. He is going to all the tabloids to talk shit about Britney's parents. Sam, keep up the good work. This will definitely change everyone's perception of you.

He told US Magazine that Britney doesn't trust her family. Maybe because she knows they are trying to help her. Crazies don't like to be helped! Same with drug addicts. They are enemies of reality.

"When the singer heard Lynne had arrived Sunday night, Lutfi said Britney asked him, ‘Is my mom really here?’ I said, ‘Yeah, she's here.’ And she's like, ‘Oh great, you know they're up to something.’ - Yeah, they're trying to help you!!!!

“They show up to the house like hillbillies, texting me,” Lutfi continued. “I find out that they’re outside, and they go, ‘You better let me in the gate, you ass.’ So I go, to Britney, ‘Your parents are here, let them come in and yell at you and scream at you. If anything else goes on, I'll throw you in my car and take you out of here.’ She said, ‘OK, fine, baby.’ - They showed up to the house like they're her parents, what?! Oh, yelling and screaming at YOU, Sam? Oh, nice tactic by taking her away from her only salvation. What's the hurry? Is x17 waiting for you somewhere, say for instance, Walgreens?

“I let them in. Instead of going to see how Britney is, they come bouncing through the doors. They scream at me, ‘Why the f---k are you talking to Barbara Walters?' I swear to God that's all they were saying. - Uhm, yeah Sam, why the fuck are you talking to Barbara Walters, you cocksucker? That's ALL they were saying? NO?! Well, maybe you shouldn't have made Britney's personal business world knowledge. Perhaps, you should have just stuck with selling Britney out to x17 instead. At least it's local.

“The dad pushed me in the chest and said, ‘Get the f—k out of here.’ - All he did was push you? What a wimp. He should have asked you to take a piggy back ride on his chainsaw.

“The dad gave up and then the mom tried to talk to her, but Lynne was like, ‘I gotta get my beauty sleep, I gotta get my nails done, I gotta do my hair.’ It was just so sick. We made the mom stay.” - So basically, you ran out of nasty things to say about Britney's parents to US Magazine, so now you have to make up wild stories.

He said he has told the singer, “‘Britney, do you see why people think you are crazy? Look at your mother and look at your father.’" - How dare they be parents and do something as shocking, like showing concern for their daughter. Did you read that? It's THEIR daughter. We think she's crazy because she's out on the streets half naked sleeping with paps and hanging out with people LIKE YOU.

The nerve! He just won't stop! Sam has also spoken with E! News:

"[Britney's family are] incapable of telling the truth and incapable of sympathizing. They're more concerned about money and their own image than Britney's condition. [I have] no more respect for the family." - What is this truth you speak of Sam? And why should they be sympathizing? Over the fact they won't let you have her to yourself? *tsk* Shame on them!

Thank god Britney's parents got a restraining order against this little bastard. I doubt this is far from over, but I'm so stoked that Britney's folks took charge over this matter.

Source: US Weekly, TMZ, Perez Hilton

5150 Hold Part II

So it's all over the net and news that Britney Spears has been committed to the UCLA Medical Center on a 5150 hold. There have been false claims that she tried to commit suicide.
Naturally, she threw a tantrum upon arrival, but she finally calmed down about two hours later.

The bigger story here is how Sam Lufti is the man that holds the key in Britney's life. For some reason, the doctors were working with Sam instead of Britney's parents. Things got so heated that Brit's daddy shouted at Sam and even tried to push him. Two points for daddy!

Sam is apparently pissed off that everyone is deeming him as the bad guy. I wonder why that would be. Ever since Britney hired him as her personal henchman, things went from bad to worse. Lufti is making outrageious claims that Lynn Spears doesn't give a shit about her daughter, and that she is only out for her own best interest.

Talk about throwing stones in a glass house. I know everyone thinks that Lynn is to blame for her daughters mishaps, and hell, I like to joke about it from time to time. However people need to understand her kids are grown, and have minds of their own. It's impossible for a parent to control what their kids do when they aren't around. My parents were great but I ended up being a fuck-up anyway. It's not their fault. They did their best. I made my own bed, and that is the case with Britney and Jamie Lynn. When Britney was skyrocketing to fame, nobody hardly said one bad thing about Lynn Spears.

I remember when Sharon Osbourne blamed herself for Jack's pill addiction. I remember her saying that she has failed him. Such is not the case. Parents always blame themselves when their child forms an addiction to drugs.

People need to stop playing the blame game and focus 100 percent on getting Britney the help she needs...the help I hope she is getting right now.

I hope that Sam is removed from this planet. He is a nasty little fucker. Every time I see his face I get this tense feeling in my chest. When Britney gets better she is going to look at him like, "What the fuck?? Who the hell are you?".

Source: TMZ, Perez Hilton

Not Funny

Now that's a slap in the face with a brick. Sucks. That's probably the first time she's seen her kids since she lost custody.

Yes, I'm aware of the other shit that's happening right now but I'm not going to talk about here. It's depressing as hell and everything is most likely going to be back to normal by morning. So please stop with the emails and look elsewhere. Grrr.

Adnan Left THIS for Britney

This is Azlynn Berry, the woman that Adnan Ghalib left for Britney Spears. Adnan basically left a woman who showers and takes care of herself for a fungus.

I have to say, Adnan and Brit have the same tendacies to down grade after a break-up.

Azlynn (I love that name!) is planning to hire K Fed's lawyer Mark Kaplan, according to Popcrunch.

"It all started last week when a cold Adnan called Azlynn in search of a quick exit from their marriage. According to a report from celebrity informant Mike Walker, a p-whipped Adnan told Azlynn:

“You’ve got to give me a quickie divorce right now-Britney wants me to be free! Azlynn screamed she’ll fight any speedy divorce deal dictated by husband-hijacker Britney.”

“First choice on her list is Kevin’s divorce attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. It’s not certain whether she’s actually retained him-but that’s who she wants. It’s an ironic choice.”

Azlynn went for the big guns! How many court battles will Britney have to pay this year? Damn.

Source: Popcrunch

Adnan Betrays Britney. SHOCK!!!!

Sources reveal exclusively to Perez Hilton that Britney Spears former pap lover, Adnan Ghalib, is going to sell her out. Why would a nice person like Adnan do something like that? This is so unbecoming of a gentlemen!

Adnan is shopping his text messages he received from Britney, and in addition has already inked a deal wit U.S entertainment show.

He is reportedly getting tons of money for his TV interview, which will be stretched out over several days.

Based on that pattern, I think it's that cheesy Entertainment Tonight show aka The Anna Nicole Chronicles.

After seeing Britney dripping period blood from her panties, I doubt that Adnan will say anything that will shock me.

Source: Perez Hilton

Devestating News

*sigh* I am saddened to say, that another assistant of Britney Spears has been fired. Sources tell Perez Hilton, that Spears' manager, Osama Lufti, gave Carla her walking papers because he thought that she was talking to the media.

Well that is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! What could Carla tell us that we don't know already? Thanks to x17online, we now know when Britney gets her period! By the way, thanks alot for that one guys. Good looking out, really. I prefer the clean version, and even that was hard to stomach. Woof. Anyways, the odd thing about this was that Carla used to be Britney's maid and on a whim Britney decided to make her an assistant.

I feel for Carla, because she truly doesn't look like she was a trouble-maker. I hope she finds a job soon. She can work with me! I need someone in my department! Hey girl, email me and I'll hook you up. It's not much but at least it's a stable job!

Brit: "Psst, pull my finger."

Britney is the Next Sybil

"Lick my clit."

According to TMZ, Britney Spears may have Multiple Personality Disorder. Hot damn, how many disorders does this girl have already? Isn't she already bi-polar and clinically depressed?

"We're told the whole British accent thing -- well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality."

"Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on."

What about Crazy Laughing Girl, Off Roading Assassin, and Umbrella Warrior? Now I know why she stops at gas stations to use the bathroom. She changes into her different alter egos! The gas station is the source of her evil power.