NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Code Red Terrorism Alert! Britney Spears has escaped the loony bin once again!!! Run for the hills and shut the front door! This is complete and utter bullshit.

Is it just me, or was she at the mental ward at some point? Did I just imagine that whole thing, or was it a wrinkle in time? It doesn't matter, because the crazy bitch is back!

Doctors concluded that she no longer poses a threat to herself or others. She was working well with the doctors and responding to treatment. See, I knew she could act. Her best work is done behind the cameras.

Yes, I can see just how well this treatment worked seeing how she has reverted to her old ways...ways that got her into the crazy house to begin with.

I've said this before, but I strongly believe that the doctors were fed up with her ass and gave her the green slip. I bet the doctors are having a huge party at the hospital right now.

Britney continues to use the same British accent and *sigh* it's back to the drawing board once again.

Source: TMZ

It's 1989 All Over Again

God damn it. After that long ass post, I needed something exciting and random to distract me from the never ending Britney saga.

Excitement indeed! Paula Abdul is working on a new album, and you cannot imagine how this cheesed I am about this. I remember dancing to her songs in my LA Gear sneaks. Oh just admit it! You know you jammed to "Forever Your Girl"!

You can take a peek in here for one of the songs. To my surprise it does not suck. Than again, I've always had bad taste in music, so I don't know if my opinion of this matters.

She is also set to sing for us on Super Bowl Sunday! She already did a pre-taped performance, and the reviews were...uh...mixed...like her pill cocktails!

More Creepy Alien Stuff

Here is a little more Tom Cruise footage, but it isn't much different from what you've already seen. They announce the Award of Valor like its the Price is Right.

Warning: This Will Scare You

When I first looked at this video, I thought to myself, "Ok, Tom Cruise is doing a parody of himself on MadTv." Well, one look at those crazy eyes and I knew he meant business.

This video is being pulled off YouTube left and right, so catch it while it's still up. For a transcript of the video, click here.