Aaron Carter Arrested

Aaron Carter was arrested in Texas today for speeding. Police found two ounces of marijuana in his vehicle.

He is currently in jail until tomorrow, where a judge will be present for his arraignment.

What a dummy. Who does he think he is speeding in Texas of all states? Cops out there will fucking shoot you for GP and get away with it.

I can't get over the fact that Aaron is only 20. Based on what I'm seeing in the picture above, he looks like an old washed up toad that just finished a rehab stint. Even that's giving him too much credit.

Source: TMZ

Britney Steals Again

Will somebody please put Britney Spears in "America's Dumbest Criminals" already? The Sun reports that Britney walked out of Fred Segal wearing a two hundred dollar vest. She went from stealing a lighter to clothing. She's moving up in the criminal ranks folks!

"A shopper said: “Britney seemed to be in a daze. She rushed around looking at coats and bags and then left with her gang of 25 people.

“The staff were just staring at each other, then said ‘I think she’s taken a top’. There was chaos outside with fans and police.”

Britney's crew said she simply forgot to pay for the vest, therefore wasn't arrested. Bai Ling is gonna be pissed! You know she's gonna start crying or start writing poetry about the sun not smiling again or something like that.

This goes to show, that the second I start giving Britney some credit, she goes on to fuck it up again. She misses being front page news. She needs it like she needs another pill cocktail.

Keeping the Family Tradition Alive

Most people wait until they get some fame before they start boosting their notoriety with the drugs and DUI's. However Barron Hilton, little brother to Paris, wasted no time. This little fucker cut to the chase and went right down to business.

At only 18 years old, Barron was pulled over by the po po at 8:30AM with a blood alcohol level of .14. Who the fuck is drunk that early in the morning? I don't know, but so far I'm very impressed by this Hollywood hopeful.

Barron's folks refused to bail him out, because they are all about the tough love shit. The same way they were with Paris when Kathy Hilton heckled the judge for giving her little princess a 45 day sentence for her DUI.

Along with the other allegations: Barron used a fake ID when pulled over by the cops, so he may face felony charges on top of the misdemeanor DUI. Aye, these amateurs.

He also reportedly ran over a gas station attendant, but I don't really care to talk about that because I ran out of Hilton juice. There's only so much I can say before I get a migraine.

With all this said, I think Barron has potential to be Britney's replacement. All I need now is a failed rehab stint and I'm good to go.


Source: TMZ

Who is this and can I get his number...

Rapper Pit Bull (aka Armando Perez) was arrested today for drunk driving, reports TMZ."He couldn't do the finger-to-nose touch, he was swaying, and basically mangled the "walk and turn" portion of the test, losing his balance, stepping off line and starting without being told to do so. And more than once, he told the arresting officer, "This is a big waist [sic] of time your time papo."

Nothing creams my panties more than hot criminals. I've had great sex with former inmates. I'm not really sure why, but I think it's because they got tired of being someone's twinkie in the klink and they have to work extra hard at redeeming themselves and whatever is left from their manhood. On a serious note, drunk drivers are stupid, and celebrity drunk drivers should be shot in the foot to impair their driving. The time it takes to heal will take longer than the punishment they have to serve in jail.