Milo and Hayden

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventiglimia are seen here at some private Hollywood party. I have to admit, when she dolls herself up to look older, they do indeed make a cute couple. At least he doesn't look like her older brother. Maybe her chaperon.

This is Unacceptable

What's this? Is that my little Hayden Panettiere? What is she doing looking all sexy like this? I cannot allow this. Here she is at the Fireflies in the Garden premiere in Germany, and the thought of pepaws looking at her thinking dirty thoughts is too much for me to handle. Hayden is too pure and golden for this kind of perversion.

Hayden "I Can't Spell Her Last Name" Rocks...

Why, it's little Hayden Pan...well you know who she is.

As you know, little Ms. Thang tried to save dolphins from slaughter last year in Japan. Now, she has started a website selling her old threads for the Save the Whales Again Campaign!

What a darling little sprite this one is. I hope I never see her on the streets, because I would immediately swoop her off her tiny feet and give her a bear hug! Seriously though, I'm so tickled that this young girl has such a mature mindset, and that she is busy doing meaningful things that isn't drugs and clubbing. Good for you Hayden!

With that being said I went over to the website, but that shit is expensive! I'd have to save a whole paycheck to buy a sweater! That's okay, for Tinkerbell I can save my peanuts.

Hey Hayden!

Awhile ago, I posted something about how West Hollywood reminds me of Rainbow Land, and what do we have here? A little Sprite has emerged! Hayden Panwhatever is so cute and little, I just want to spin her around in circles and put her in my pocket. How can I ever say anything bad about her? Anyone who risks their life to save dolphins can't be bad in my book. Anyway she seems like a pretty decent person who is always smiling and isn't full of drama! Her boyfriend, Milo Vilasomething is no different.

So here is Sprite out and about in one of my favorite cities, West Hollywood.

Don't Really Care Anymore...

So I guess Hayden Pantaieerialakjsa and Milo Ventimagailicutter are pretty much official, reports People Magazine.

"They're not afraid to show their affection around her family and their friends," says the friend.

As for the existence of a mini generation gap – Ventimiglia's 30, while Panettiere's 18 – the friend adds, "At first it doesn't seem like there's a big age difference, but then you do see it. ... He's more proper and reserved, and she's still playful and very girly."

That must be hard for their family to see. I wouldn't want an old fart like Milo touching my 18 year old daughter. I'd want him to touch me instead! It doesn't even seem like they're a couple. She looks more like his little sister than his girlfriend. I actually like these two, just not together. Weird.

Oh HELLLLLLL NO!!!!!

My mental fuel for pleasuring myself, Milo Venti...Ventimilia...Ventimagulia...has admitted that he is indeed dating his Heroes co-star Hayden Pantyair....Pantitiere...Pantierra...?

He dropped the bomb at pre-Christmas Water Grill party in LA. "He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her."

Besides the fact that she is young, beautiful, and looks great in a cheerleading costume, I don't see the appeal. She was practically born yesterday. I'm sure he is going to justify it by saying she is well beyond her years bla, bla she has tought me so much bla bla. That's what all grandpa's say when they date these twinkies. Basically, she's good arm candy and can be trained, because you can't teach an old dog with a stretched out pussy new tricks.