More Creepy Alien Stuff

Here is a little more Tom Cruise footage, but it isn't much different from what you've already seen. They announce the Award of Valor like its the Price is Right.

Warning: This Will Scare You

When I first looked at this video, I thought to myself, "Ok, Tom Cruise is doing a parody of himself on MadTv." Well, one look at those crazy eyes and I knew he meant business.

This video is being pulled off YouTube left and right, so catch it while it's still up. For a transcript of the video, click here.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

Here are Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at the Mad Money premiere.

I don't really care about this couple, because overall they are boring as hell. However the sleep deprivation has kicked in and I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Katie looks stunning but I don't know about the dress. She needs to stop going through Posh's closet and find her original style again. She's pushing 30, not 80. Xenu needs to reprogram her ass.

Here are some more pics if you care.