Drunks on New Years

No, that's not me. You can always count on TMZ to capture footage of drunk sluts.

The scariest thing about this video is that I don't understand how the girl in purple thought she can wear a skin tight dress with that disgusting gut of hers. You know how a circle of friends always has the "fat" friend? Well that's exactly who she is.



When she went running towards the cones, I totally thought she was gonna sit on it. I bet that cop wished he had a taser gun too.

Bitch Fight

Nothing to be excited about. Just a bunch of drunk douche nozzles getting into a fight in Hollywood. Bunch of sorry as bitches, fighting like teenage girls. They are the reason I never go to Hollywood anymore. It's become a fucking warzone! I'm too old to be drinking with teenagers anyway, so I guess I won't miss it too badly.

Here is the Girl Fight for those who care.




Source: TMZ