He's Fucking Ben Affleck!

This is far more hilarious than Sarah Silverman's rendition of "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." It was good, don't get me wrong, but this one takes the cake. The cameo of Papa Smurf as the Fed Ex guy was priceless!

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Now that I got some nicotine in my system, I'm starting to feel a little bit productive and with that being said I stumbled upon this video of a cute Japanese girl jumping rope. It looks like she jumped over 100 times in 30 seconds. Take a look!

Video of the Day - Taser Fun

I'm so sick of Britney News right now, and I have about ten pounds of shit that refuses to come out, therefore I'm not in the best of moods. However, this video took my mind off Britney and my bloated ass.

Here's a couple of dudes having fun with a taser gun. The guy that gets zapped screams like a bitch. Stomach cramping fun.

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Too Cute!!! Yes, children are a soft spot of mine. I adore the tiny humans so shut up.

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This dude apparently broke the world record of the highest vocal note ever achieved by a man. He can summon the cats from my neighborhood from there! I can only imagine what he sounds like when he has an orgasm.

Video of the Day - Break it Down Gramma!!!

This shit is classic! Behold the Hip Hop Grannies! The woman is 70, looks 50, and dances like a fucking teenager.