Blake Selling Out Wifey

Blake Fielder-Civil is reportedly trading autographed pictures of Amy Winehouse in exchange for heroin, according to The Sun.

“He’ll take orders from other inmates then ask Amy to bring in signed photos of herself during visits.

“He usually gets her to write a little personalised note to make it look authentic.

“Once he’s back on the wing he’ll swap these for Joeys.

“The boys think they’ll get a few quid for them on eBay. It’s not clear whether she knows exactly what’s going on . . . but she must find it strange that all these so-called prison hardmen have suddenly become starstruck Amy Winehouse fans.”

This is an outrage! The Pentonville prisoners know how to sell on eBay, and I don't? Blake is getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of computer geeks? This is laughable, very much like London's prison system.

Damnit Blake, cowboy up!

Amy Winehouse Put on a Drip

Detoxing must be a bitch for Amy Winehouse. She was put on a drip because she was too dehydrated from all the vomiting she's been doing as a part of her treatment.

Well she's lasted longer than Britney, that's for sure. Keep it up Amy!

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It's the Power of the Beehive

Well is she or isn't she? The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse has voluntarily entered rehab. I'm telling you, the Beehive is what keeps her whole. One minute she is looking like a tweaker from hell, and the next she is looking like a half decent citizen. I hope they let her keep that beehive in rehab.

She is apparently on watch 24/7 by a hired professional, going as far as sleeping outside of her Amy's Bedroom. "Kicking off her new regime, two specially-appointed guards later began guarding the Back to Black star’s flat in Bow, East London, from hangers-on."

Right the fuck on, I say. Do what you have to do. Buy her a leash or put a bell around her head or something.

Amy Winehouse Caught Smoking Crack

In shocking news today, Amy Winehouse was snapped smoking crack Friday night by what I think is a true friend.

"At one point, lank-haired Amy is warned to watch out for smashed glass on the floor as she scours a bedroom for her kitten barefoot.

The dazed and confused star accuses a guest of taking the pet from a quiet room into the drug-fuelled hubbub of her house party."

Amy looks like a girl I used to smoke ice with back in the day. That bitch was out of her mind. She was obsessed with the notion that there was a little sasquatch running around the living room. She ran up to lock the bedroom door so that it wouldn't escape. Than out of nowhere, BAM! She stomped her feet hard on the ground and exclaimed, "I GOT HIM!!!". I remember how pissed I was that I didn't get him first.

I could go on and on about how Amy needs to get her shit together and to get some much needed treatment, but crackheads don't think like that. It's something she is going to have to figure out on her own but in her case I hope it's not when it's too late.

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No, This is Not Little Loca

At first glance, this pic of Amy Winehouse looks like Little Loca. How ironic that Stevie Ryan also did an imitation of Amy. That hooker rocks my balls off.

So anyway, it was reported that Blake is not happy about Amy hanging out with Mark Ronson.

"Amy's husband, who is locked up in Pentonville prison on charges of GBH and attempting to pervert the course of justice, reportedly fears that Mark will manage to steal her heart while he is away.

The News of the World claims that Winehouse and Ronson checked into a hotel room together in the early hours of Saturday morning, following a late-night recording session."

LoL @ News of the World. They are the National Enquirer of the internet.

"It's the last thing Blake needs to hear right now," a friend told the newspaper. "He's furious about how close they are."

The pal added: "Blake's fearful that Mark has much more in common with Amy than he does and is worried he'll steal her away."

That Blake is so selfish. He expects Amy to be loyal to him while he is getting all the hot prison ass. So unfair.

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Aye!

This is old news but I finally felt like writing about Amy Winehouse. I've been too busy looking for Britney stories, and I can only write about one trainwreck a day. It's too much for my feeble little mind to handle!

Amy Winehouse may possibly miss the Grammys because she isn't completely sober. She's cut down on the drugs, according to sources, but she is reportedly still using.

I think she is still cracked out of her mind because how else are you going to explain that hair? It's such a tweaker move to start fucking with the hair. This isn't my first rodeo folks, I know what's up.

"Her recent holiday in Mustique was about cleaning up and it did help. But it is hard to believe there will be a time before going to the US that she could pass the test.

"Her team are desperate to clean her up as the Grammys is such a big deal. But Amy’s not so bothered."

Oh she's still on her trip, and I don't thinks she's coming back anytime soon. She doesn't need a "team" she needs a bloody miracle!

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Amy Winehouse to Renew Vows In Jail

Oh, how romantic. Amy Whinehouse is reportedly set to renew her vows with her hubby, in hopes it will lift his spirits. Personally I think it'll make Blake look like a major softie, and a bigger target to the anal bum ninja's at prison.



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Blake Shaves His Head

So Blake Fielder-Civil has shaved his head in a desperate attempt to fit in with his cell mates. I don't know if looking like a penis is going to help his situation, but I guess that is what heroin does to you.

I don't know what he is showing on his lip. Is it a tattoo or cold sores from sucking all the dirty pee pee's?

He was apparently heard by spectators begging Amy Winehouse to get him out of prison. "I can’t cope! There must be something you can do to get me out’.”

I wonder why he hasn't found the strength and courage he had the night he beating up some random person at a bar. Not such a tough guy anymore, are ya? I wish they would throw all the Hollywood drunks in the Pentonville Prison with Blake too!


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Blake and Pete Prison BFF's

Blake Fielder-Civil (what kind of fucked up name is that? Fielder-Civil does not roll off my tongue very easily. I keep saying Feeder-Civil. I'm an idiot) is getting prison advice from none other than Pete Doherty, as reported by The Sun.

Petey vows to "to look after his troubled wife Amy."

BWA! Yeah right! I know that is crackhead talk for, "I'm basically going to do her drugs and try to bang her." And why shouldn't he? Pete is a far better match for Amy than Blake, and alot sexier. Besides, Pete and Amy have matching teefs. It's destiny.

The Wino is Free....

This tweaker was arrested and later released by police earlier today. There is currently suspicion that The Wino involved with her hubby in tampering with the witness that got a smackdown by Wino's husband Blake Civil.

"At one point her date with police was in jeopardy of being called off because she wasn’t deemed mentally fit. But the junkie singer was eventually driven to the station by minders and taken in via a back entrance at around 5.30pm." -The Sun

Well the junkie singer isn't mentally fit to begin with. The cops probably took her through the back alley so she can score some crack. It makes cops look like pussies when they are dealing with a normal average citizen.

With that being said I hope that one day this ho can get her act together and put the crack pipe down for good. She is too talented of a singer to go down this route. See now, she made me say something serious.

I think what shocks me more about this article is that she didn't get arrested for drugs or for that rat's nest she calls hair.