BUMP!

There is no question now whether Angie is pregnant. She was absolutely glowing at the Spirit Awards today with long time lover Papa Smurf. You see, I was trying to act like a serious reporter back there, and it goes to show I can never be serious about anything, even for dumb things like this.

I'm a little nervous for Angie and the fact she is carrying twins. That woman doesn't look like she can carry anything. It's no wonder she collapsed a few days ago, she's already starting to topple over.

On a serious note, nobody wears the pregnant quite like Angelina. J Lo only wished she looked this hot when she was knocked up.

Papa Smurf and Angelina Jolie

The hotness that is Brangelina emerged today at the Santa Barbary Film Festival. Angie must really be digging the beard because she can't keep her claws off of him. She definitely has the pregnancy glow.

Is that white I see on his beard!? I'm telling you, if I see him wear a little red hat I'm gonna lose my shit.

I see Angie has followed Fergie's footsteps in sporting Mrs. Roper's threads. Angie is excused, because she can make anything look hot. She can totally sell me dirty underwear and I would wear it thinking I looked good.

Hotness at the SAGS

I should have never referred to Brad Pitt as Papa Smurf, because now that he's growing out his beard I keep imagining him with the little red hat. I just don't look at him the same way anymore. If Angie dyes her hair blond I'm totally ruined.

Ooooomph! In the words of Paris Hilton, "That's Hot!". Yes, I know you want to shoot me in the face for saying that, but it's damn near bedtime and I'm not thinking clearly right now. All I can say is I'm a bit surprised that these two are showing some PDA. Angie must like the scruffy looking Brad alot better, because prior to this look I hardly ever saw her put a finger on him. I'm telling you, men should look like men. I don't like that Zac Efron beauty. Boys should not be prettier than me. I'm sorry but that's just how it is.

You know how you tend to get sick of looking good all the time? Don't you ever wanna say, "Oh fuck it!" Well today was that day for Cate Blanchett. She obviously just did her hair and make-up, and voila! Who needs designer duds when you can use your shower robe as a dress? Elementary my dear Watson!

This picture is funny to me, because not only is Ellen Page as white as mayonaise, but this particular pose reminds me of a little girl that just pooped herself and is trying not to cry. She should find Lindsay Lohan so she kick her down some self-tanner.

Since when does foil qualify as a dress? Those actors, they think they're so creative. Here is Ellen Pompeo, squinting her eyes in the shade. Well she always has that look!

I see Viggo Mortensen has decided to bring Venice Beach to the SAGS. You think I'm kidding? I totally saw a local wearing this same thing on Abbot Kinney. Viggo is still sexy and I would still take a ride on his baloney pony.

Last we have the most beautiful boy in the world, Zac Efron. *sigh* I can't say anything mean about him. He is our modern day Squall Leonhart, and he is on a mission to save the world. All he needs to do is find his mighty gunblade so he can slay all evil. He can start with whatever is growing on Britney's head.

Brad and Ang to Adopt Hurricane Katrina Victim

Papa Smurf is at it again! Brang is reportedly set to adopt a little girl that became an orphan because of Hurricane Katrina.

Angelina Jolie is already pregnant with twins, so this will mean the couple will have SEVEN children!

I say God damn!!! That's alot of chullrens. It couldn't have happened for a more qualified couple though. They seem to be very dedicated parents who can balance both their family and professional lives. These two clearly have the resources to give the children a decent upbringing.

I don't know how true this adoption is, but I'm already thinking of her Smurf name.

Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Twins (?)

Zoinks and Gadzooks! Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is expecting twins with Brad Pitt. If this is true, the couple will soon have six rugrats. Damn! I'm going to have to start referring to Brad Pitt as Papa Smurf. Angie would be a perfect Smurfette, because all those little Smurfs wanted to bang her sexy ass.

Now I know what is truly behind the Make It Right housing project in New Orleans. Brad is planning to create a modern day Smurf Village! Amy Winehouse would be Gargamel, and Britney Spears can be that stupid cat Azrael.

Go ahead and laugh, but you know damn well even 80's cartoons can come back in the form of humans.

How Hot is Brad Pitt Right Now?

Just what I needed right now. I could use a fresh dose of sexiness right now, that sexiness being in the form of Angelina Jolie and Bradley Pitt.

The rugged look suits Brad the best in my opinion. It makes him look like a man's man, one that isn't being bitch slapped on a daily basis by a woman.

Angie is looking a bit bloated lately. Is it bump watch time for Angie? Well at least it's not Britney that's having a baby. I can't take anymore surprises from Britney! What am I talking about, yes I can!