Victory for Heather Mills

"Mucas" will finally be able to do her one legged victory dance, as Paul McCartney agreed to pay the witch a total of £55m. That's about $107 million for you and me.

She gets £20m up front, with annual payments of £2.5m every year till their daughter Beatrice turns 18. Paul also agreed to start a trust fund for £1m for Beatrice, which he will steadily accumilate till she's of age to claim it.

In exchange, Heather had to sign a confidentiality agreement stating that she cannot discuss further details about their four year marriage. BWAH! Impossible for Heather. I'm sure she is going to open her big mouth anyway. She's probably going to blame Paul for it and try suing him for more money.

As a result, Heather is thinking of purchasing a new home in Poland or the Czech Republic since everyone in London hates her. What a disappointment. I was hoping she would stay to endure all the shit flying. I just want to see her cry on TV again.


Source: The Daily Mail

Mucca is Gonna Be PISSED!!!!

Heather Mills is gonna lose her shit when she hears about this. Sir Paul McCartney had a secret date with Rosanna Arquette, according to The Sun.

"The dinner date comes on the eve of a five-day High Court hearing which will decide how big a slice of Macca’s £825million fortune will be given to estranged wife HEATHER MILLS, 40.

A source close to the Beatles idol said last night: “Paul has been really down in the dumps over his divorce and needed cheering up."

“When they realized they had been snapped Rosanna ducked out of view and jumped out of Macca’s car.”

That's right, she better duck because Heather is out of her fucking mind and will track her down so she can beat her with her leg. I can totally picture Heather hopping out of a bush to attack Rosanna.

Paul has to face Heather next week, where the courts will decide how much of his fortune will be given to Heather.

Source: The Sun

Heather Mills to Spend Birthday Alone

Heather Mills is too exhausted for celebrating her 40th Birthday today. Heather basically said that she was broke, stressed out, and felt like crap, therefore she has nothing to celebrate. Broke? She didn't act like she was broke when she blew thousands on a New Year's party.

Friends (yeah, she actually has some of those) say that she is just pissy about turning 40.

Heather is the maker of her own problems. She insists on making an ass out of herself on TV, than plays the victim by blaming the media and Paul McCartney for her troubles. That is so Ann Coulter of her.

Source

Kylie Minogue Makes Heather Mills Cry

Leave it to Mucca to stir up shit with the least deserving person, Kylie Minogue. This dumb hoe doesn't know when to quit!

Heather Mills was reportedly upset over a duet Paul McCartney did with Kylie.

"Friends of Mills say she was furious when she saw Minogue "flirting" with her husband and lying on top of a grand piano while singing his solo song, Dance Tonight, alongside Sir Paul.

"She's really mad about the way Paul got close to Kylie," one friend told The Sunday Mirror."

Uh, I believe this "flirting" is called "performance art" or "poetry in motion" as I like to call it.

Anyway, Heather feels that Paul did this on purpose as an effort to humiliate Heather. I think she does a fine job of doing that herself, but hey whatever.

"She thinks he's just trying to prove a point, that he's moved on and is comfortable around other women. She was so hurt she burst into tears."

BAHAHAHA! I love Kylie even more for making that moron cry. I thought I was good at playing the victim, but Heather takes the cake. Actually she takes the cake factory. What does she care about who Paul hooks up with anyway? She's done nothing but bad mouth him to the media, and now she wants to come back with this jealousy streak?

Source

Heather Mills to Host New Year Bash

Heather Mills will reportedly host a New Years party that roughly costs £30k. That's almost sixty thousand dollars folks!

"Fancy caterers and booze have added another £15,000 to the bill. Each invite included a £20 remote control gizmo to open the gates to her £3.2million country pile."

A pal said: "She doesn't trust anyone else to look after her security and didn't want to keep opening the gates herself or to leave them open." Her blowout comes despite the fact she owes £2million in disputed legal bills and is living on a massive overdraft, already running at more than £1.5million. "

And than she wants to cry about why everybody hates her ass. She is suing Paul McCartney for millions, owes millions, than spends whatever money she has on random shit. Why does she need to burn $30,000 dollars worth of fireworks?

I feel like taking that leg off and beating her with it. Oh wait, I shouldn't be mean to her, because she's done charity work.

Source : News of the World